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They thought they could shut me down or even silence me, No way due to my high intelligence i have been able to hack into the MorganRFC website and publish this message to the followers of the brady!
This season has saw many ups(Majority off the pitch) and the downs (Lasswade away). However I write to the world wide web today to give out the Brady Banter Awards(BBA). For all you guys new to this. The reason why these awards are given out is due to the fact I normally win a clean sweep at the annual club dinner awards so I need to do something for the rest of the boys
First award is the Tampon of the year(Sponsored by Tampax Ultra lites)
Johny Milligan - the expression is 1 week in 3 weeks out
1 minute man (Sponsored by Durex Play)
- Hixy - this man lasted under a minute in an amazing Saturday afternoon thriller!
All Star Couple Award ( Sponsored by ITV 8 or something)
Dougie and Ricky - Wake up together, work together, work out together and even play together after long warm ups!
My final two awards are sponsored by Brady Banter Productions
Most Valuable Butler
Ricky Imrie
Least Valuable Butler
YB (Feel slightly bad to kick a guy when he is down but facts are facts!)
P.S. Chief you are half the man you used to be, you need to get back to your tatties with everything diet.
I am back and can hack into the main frame at any time. So stay tuned for pre season update
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Welcome back to another edition of the world renowned Brady's Banter
All the boys with outstanding fines.
- Aero
- Kiddie
- Shannon
- Goose
- Ross Clark
- AC
- Black
- Emmet
If your name is on the list Get your fines Paid!!! Glad to see no young boys on the list above. Just shows who all the tight b*st*rds are!!
Quick notice i have spoken to management on this issue and we are not a gang of chavs so please remember hoodies are for before the game not after.
Dress code after game
- Morgan tie £5 behind the bar
- Chino's
- Shirt (Still awaiting Sexy to produce the new morgan shirt that all the boys paid for during pre season. HSBC have notified that B Gallacher mortgage has now been paid off. They have advised that they received a large amount of £50 cheques in August)
Anyway onto a more serious note big thanks to the Kenney Falconer and The Romanator - Both boys were superb on Saturday with Romo dominating the 2nd row and Kenney showing the young boys how to play 8.
After the game me and a few of the boys were speaking about statistics, as you do on a Saturday afternoon. We spoke about 100% records and a few 100% records that were drummed into my head by a new loose head prop are below:
- 100% win record at Forfar road this season
- 100% win record for Juan Phyfer playing at loose
- 100% Lose record for Ross Clark playing at loose
Come on Clarky, I know you will take that stat and turn it to 50%. PASSION STRENGTH AND DOMINANCE. 3 things you have in abundance and you must use in order to destroy these weegie f*ckers on Saturday!!!
Big Hand to bi-sexuals Haughey and Ricky Dog (AKA THE SHIT PLAYERS REP) who stepped up to the mark in showing the chocolate back row how its done Morgan style!! - Looks like there will be a dog fight for places in the back row for next week!
Aron Delgado has advised the boys he is moving in with Poodle in the club flat. Delgado, the Morgan Guido has promised to show perm haired poodle a good time guido style. His words were simple GTL
- GYM
- TAN
- LAUNDRY
Gotta keep it fresh, I cant wait to see Poodle in a few weeks - fake tanned and spiky haired
Final note goes out to Big Al who is moving down to Manchester. Although he may be the biggest gym bullsh*ter in the world he is still an ex Harris pupil and therefore I have a soft spot for the boy. All the best mate! |
Welcome to another edition of Brady's Banter.
Firstly fines are now getting more strict. Certain players preparation for games is shit, forgetting kit, being late is not acceptable. Get a grip or I'm going to fine the f@*k of you.
Saturdays are for Rugby and getting on the beer with your mates, your missus telling you otherwise is wrong. Some of you older boys need to tell her Brady style, if you need some tips, CCTV footage from Lidls doesn't lie.
This week saw Fifer Barry challenge fellow Fifer 'King of Fife' Dougie Russell to a cider off. Both were strapped to a bottle of cider and the winner was the one who finished first. The result was projectile vomit from both Fifer's. Poor Show needless to say both Fifers were fined!!
Kiddie stop offering school kids lifts home!
Good Tuesday night training, I just hope Ricky is feeling better today after being buried last night!!!!!!
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Welcome to another edition of Brady's Banter.
This week brought an eventful game to forfar road, which saw Morgan claim victory yet again. The highlight of the game for myself was using my napper to give Scott Mckenzie a makeover Trinny and Susannah would be proud of, resulting in a re arrangement of that Roman style beak of his.
Another man in need of a make over is Chief, unfortunately he did not get it !!!
However he is having a good week so far. Banned by his missus from
going out with the boys on Saturday! Beat to a pulp by Gavin Wares on Tuesday and will yet again not read his name of the team sheet on Thursday!! Get it up you ya tattie munching pikey!!
Good to see the "King of Fife" reminding his fellow Fifers not to get ideas above their station.
Ricky, I'm sick of bailing you out. You are a players rep, time you started acting like one, "sorry I forgot" is not acceptable.
Unfortunately another business is struggling due to the recession, BP Bullionfield are worried about going into administration - quote from the manager 'we knew once we saw the Morgan bus going by without stopping that things were going to be bad - that balding ginger fellow is our best customer'
Outstanding fines this week
Aron Delgado - £5
Myself - £5
King of Fife - £3
Get them paid or 3D Brady will come looking for you. |
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